Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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