Need sex. Gaining weight.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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