would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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