and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
it's great music for shaving your balls
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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