So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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