that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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