does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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