i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
is wine microwaveable?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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