We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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