Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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