nut hugger
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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