I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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