I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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