our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This is classic penis vs brain.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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