She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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