Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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We are all done wearing pants today
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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