I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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