on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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