I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?