What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.