Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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