You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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