Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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