i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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