Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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