Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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