As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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