Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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