just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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