I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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