Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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