32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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