I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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