i just wanna soil my oats bro
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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