Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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