We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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