Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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