Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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