what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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