I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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