I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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