There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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