I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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