It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
