i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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