do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
