ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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