Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
pop tarts are not kleenex
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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