I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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