i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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