i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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