this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
