Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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