Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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