Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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