Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
did i walk over a car last night?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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