quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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