i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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